Ebook {Epub PDF} The Beard by Andersen Prunty

Let Andersen Prunty (ZEROSTRATA, MORNING IS DEAD, and THE BEARD) guide you through a sometimes hilarious, sometimes violent and terrifying coming-of-age Midwestern gothic novel. Read more. Other Formats: Audible Audiobook. ― Andersen Prunty, The Beard. 1 likes. Like “ “Some people develop a love of something and that love is a lifelong love. Like, say, a scientist. He is on a quest for knowledge. He loves theories. He loves testing his theories. He loves this quest for knowledge. And maybe he is only a teacher or a professor but he still loves this Author: Andersen Prunty. Andersen Prunty's THE BEARD is a fun book. Anyone who enjoys a good travel book with rites of passage would enjoy this book. And if you like weird elements added to the mix, moreso. The introduction is what grabbed me. Prunty's prose is wonderful and sets a high bar for the rest of the book/5(29).

Sale price: $ or 1 credit. Free with day trial. Sociopaths in Love. By: Andersen Prunty. Narrated by: Andersen Prunty. Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins. As a punishment for fighting at school, his mother straps a set of grotesque horns to the top of his head. He is unsure of where the horns came from. They have always been in the house. And they contain a power no one could have expected. Let Andersen Prunty (ZEROSTRATA, MORNING IS DEAD, and THE BEARD) guide you through a sometimes hilarious. Also by Andersen Prunty Fuckness. The Sorrow King. Slag Attack. My Fake War. Morning is Dead. The Beard. Jack and Mr. Grin. Zerostrata. The Overwhelming Urge.

“ A beard, I figured, was power. Grown properly, a beard was like a mask. The man beneath the beard looked out at a world with clarity but that same world could not necessarily see into him.” ― Andersen Prunty, The Beard. Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he can accomplish. Once the beard reaches a respectable girth, uncontrollable things begin happening around him. His mother dies. Maybe. The Beard by Andersen Prunty (Goodreads Author) A free, serialized online novel. David Glum decides to quit everything, move back home, and grow a beard before embarking on a surreal cross-country trip that might have something to do with saving the world.